Dear Heavenly Father,
Here is the reply from “Car di nal Mind”…
Our “Unholy SEE” (Self Exalting Excellency),
Sorry we missed the meeting …Butt What a lift to us to hear from you directly!!!
I would have replied sooner, but we have been busy “as Hell” down here. You know we have had to enlarge our “Dens” to accommodate the “Wind Fall” of “Wall Street”. It is to America now, as the “Wailing Wall” is to the Jews!
Our joyous curses brought wind, waves roaring, and a few earthquakes. We also set some fires in California to protest our “Sodomites” defeat. Their weddings have Your seal of approval!
We have always rejoiced in Your Church’s Policy of keeping the men and women separate, and celibate. It keeps their minds on You, each other, and little boys. Our work is getting easier thanks to Your influence!
We had a celebration of reveling, drunkenness, feasting, and gluttony, when we saw You in Paris; seated at “The Table of Fools”, working together to bring “Peace on Earth.” What a joke! Even a Senator in Washington, D.C. was asking if You were available to help with the economic crisis…
Your “Rising” and subtlety here on Earth has been amazing, considering Your defeat in Heaven. “Vatic”, who fought valiantly at Your side, and carried You from the battle (we all saw Your wound…) deserved the honor You bestowed on him — Naming “Your City” after him, after all he is madness, wrath, and deceit!
We all stand in awe of “Old Moron.” He added an “I” to his name, transformed himself into an Angel of Light, and became “The Angel MoronI”. Then he found one of “The Tares” You planted in the Earth and started his own religion. We all helped with his book; “The Book of Mormon”, we added an “m” to it! The Plates of Gold were a nice touch, showed real “Authority”!
They all love Silver and Gold more than the words of “The Enemy”. Since “Old MoronI” is one of the family of “Lust”, he allowed sex into his religion, you can have as many wives as you want… Brilliant!!! His Father “Lust” taught him: sex is as good as money for bait, we are fishers of men too, you know!
We “SEE–Holy Father”, You are back in all Your Glory, clothed in Robes, demanding Worship, and “slithering” in all High Places. We are so Proud of You!!!
“Pride” is taking credit for the rest of Your Ministries, getting many of them to come in “Their Own Names” — blotting out “The Name” — “The Enemy” gave them and building up that which was torn down by “The Enemy.” As they leave him, You adopt them into Our family… for a little while!
We tolerate them (foolish mortal men) as You have instructed us. Although it is hard sometimes, it is a well kept secret. They have obeyed the most important part; getting them out of their houses, paying for Our buildings and Our Earthly brothers salaries, mansions, planes, and a sort of “Worship” too…
We tolerate them in obedience to You, …Butt are living for and looking unto “that Day” You have promised us!!!
Well Father, I have got to take up My Shovel and start digging again as they have decided to throw another “Pot full of Gold” in “The Street”. We are enlarging the gates of Hell to receive it, all, to Your glory!
Car
dinal Mind and all Your D’s (Down and Dirty–Demons)P.S.– I wonder why “The Enemy” even wrote “The Book”, or that line, “He that oppresseth the poor to increase his riches, and he that giveth to the rich, shall surely come to want.”
We discussed this a little and decided to share it with the flock at our next gathering. I will keep You posted!
Your Pastor
P.S.– It is as You said, “They shall cast their silver in the streets, and their gold shall be removed: their silver and their gold shall not be able to deliver them in the day of the wrath of the LORD: they shall not satisfy their souls, neither fill their bowels: because it is the stumblingblock of their iniquity.” Ezekiel 7:19
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